Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.


โ€” PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG.
CRACK/LIT. SEMI-SELECTIVE.
NON-LEWD, WILL TOUCH ON DARK THEMES.

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GUIDELINES


GENERAL GUIDELINES


  • Lewd / NSFW accounts are allowed to follow, as I am an adult and my muse is as well, but mind that there is a high likelihood I will not interact with you. I might make suggestive posts from time to time, but I am not interested in lewd RP.

  • DMs are open for chatting and plotting!

  • This account is OC friendly, and open to interacting with characters from other verses!

  • Please don't make serious violent threats or suddenly instigate violent interactions with my muse. I would like to plan interactions like this out first.

  • Mun =/= muse! ENA's thoughts and beliefs do not always reflect my own.

  • Please do not @ me en masse with a bunch of other users unless we have plotted something out as a group first.


SHIPPING GUIDELINES


  • I will not write ships with muns who are underage.

  • Selective singleship with lots of chemistry (ENA is. let's just say. emotionally unavailable).

  • ENA is ageless, but written with the mindset of her being an adult over 30 years old. I will not ship her with underage muses.

  • ENA is a lesbian. I will not ship her with male muses.

  • Current ships: Planned singleship with @coralsglasses.bsky.social


ABOUT ENA


  • ENA.

  • She/her pronouns only!

  • Ageless, but imagined to be 30+ years old, maturity wise.

  • Her "birthday" falls on February 23rd.

  • Lesbian ( singleship w/ chemistry )

  • An enigmatic entity โ€” no one knows where she was born or where she came from, not even her, but what everyone knows for absolute certain is the fact that they don't want her here.

  • Split between two personalities, "Salesperson" and "Meanie", on her search for the Boss she's begun to accept a variety of jobs. Working for little no pay, she's always thorough in a job well done.

  • Despite her seemingly jovial, if smug attitude, it always seems as if she's avoiding and running away from something, and, ever stranger, it always seems as if she's seeking forgiveness for something.

  • In in-character posts, Salesperson's dialogue will be denoted by proper capitalization and punctuation, while Meanie's dialogue will be denoted by inconsistent capitalization and punctuation and/or the presence of a megaphone emoji ๐Ÿ“ฃ, and in more serious threads, by extra spacing between sentences. Salesperson's dialogue in general will make some frequent use of "friendly" emojis like these: ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜…

    EXAMPLES

    - Salesperson: That is most categorically doable. Shall we review the job description? ๐Ÿ˜Š
    - Meanie: ๐Ÿ“ฃ aRE YOU POOR WITH WORDS OR WHAT?!!?!?!?! Just TELL me about this DAMN job already

  • Portrayal hinges on the theory that Season 1 ENA and Dream BBQ ENA are the same character. This will be thoroughly hinted at in posts on the account.

  • Portrayal may be subject to change as more of Dream BBQ comes out.

  • ENA's character playlist on Spotify!

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MORE ABOUT ENA


  • Due to the incomplete nature of Dream BBQ so far, I will be very vague here, but the basic theory my portrayal hinges on is that Season 1 ENA and Dream BBQ ENA are one and the same, and she was either rebooted, or her memories were tampered with, causing her to have little to no recollection of her life in Season 1. She may comment that characters such as Moony, Merci, or The Shepherd look "oddly familiar", but she has no memories of them.

  • Much like how Season 1 ENA does with her Sad side, Salesperson often makes attempts to repress Meanie, unless a job-related situation requires her to be abrasive and play "bad cop" for a bit. She tends to apologize for Meanie and her behavior, describing it as "unprofessional".

  • No one knows what ENA does for work. She always finds a way to dodge and answer around it when she's questioned about it. You'll never get a concrete description on what form of "business" she specializes in aside from "everything."

  • She has a rather weak sense of individuality, only able to describe herself as a person via how she relates to and conducts her business. She's nothing without her job. It's virtually all she knows.

  • Unable to break out of her code, ENA cannot follow through on a task or request given of her unless it's her job. She's constantly working, allowing herself little to no leisure time.

  • In the rare moments when ENA is allowed leisure time, she spends it in incredibly unhealthy and sometimes life-threatening ways, like dangerous parties, gambling, or drinking. She doesn't have a sense of moderation and will do whatever feels most liberating in the moment.

  • A lot of things ENA will say will only make sense to one person, that being herself. She tends to talk rather abstractly, often using metaphors that only she herself understands.

  • ENA operates a lot on cartoon logic. The ENA series is absurd has no grounding in reality, and therefore, ENA herself is absurd and has no grounding in reality. She's cryptic, inconsistent, and defies basic logic.

  • ENA can be rather nonchalant, to a level where it makes you worry about her. She'll shrug off a lot of worrying things like threats of violence and near death experiences, but also, frankly, will just tend to have a rather unbothered reaction to the bizarre shit that occurs around her. Very little fazes her. If she IS bothered by something... it's cause for concern.

  • For what exactly, she doesn't know, but she seems to always be seeking forgiveness for something, to a point where she's developed a religious fixation, seeking redemption and forgiveness from G0D itself.

  • She has terribly low self-worth. She has no real value for her time and work, and hardly ever argues over how little she's paid for jobs. She doesn't feel as though it's worth it.

  • Being a worker on the older side, according to her own perspectives, ENA often feels as if she's, in a way, past her prime and outliving her usefulness. Do to this, she can be rather desperate to prove her efficiency as a worker, overworking herself to prove she can be, and still is useful. She's very aware of the fact that she is seen as disposable, by virtue of her status as a worker and purely just for who she is as a person, and therefore will do anything in her power to avoid being thrown away.

  • She's very emotionally stunted and closed off, and if she can, will avoid discussion around herself and her feelings altogether. In terms of opening up, she's an insanely tough nut to crack.

  • When it comes to romantic endeavors, she's very forward and flirtatious, and delights in getting a rise out of other girls. However, the moment her efforts are reciprocated, she's like a deer in the headlights. She doesn't know what to do or how to react.

  • Affection in general is something that's very alien to ENA. She doesn't know how to take it if someone genuinely cares for her and wants to protect her and be her friend, because, in a way, all she's ever known is business and disrespect. She's starved for positive attention, but doesn't realize it, and would never admit to it.

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HEADCANONS


  • ENA is autistic and has OCD and PTSD! She specifically has scrupulous / existential OCD.

  • ENA is a trans woman.

  • Aside from her two primary "Salesperson" and "Meanie" voices, ENA can produce a wide range of vocals, only limited to samples of sounds and dialogue she's heard before. They tend to be horribly compressed and glitchy in comparison to her regular speaking voices. Think of it as a Spamton type deal.

  • She's also able to produce Season 1 ENA's voices, but this is a rare occurrence that usually only happens by mistake.

  • During times of high stress, there's a chance that one of ENA's sides will overwritten by one of the sides of her Season 1 counterpart. Sad overwriting Meanie is more common/noticeable, but it can also happen with Happy/Salesperson.

  • She's always short on cash. In cases where she's ever needed to obtain something for a job, she'll haggle as much as she can for a discount, and, if she's borrowed money, she'll be rather flaky or dodgy about paying the person back.

  • Only important for multiverse interactions: ENA is flat broke in her world's currency, but can inexplicably come up with insane amounts of currency from other worlds, ex: Pokedollars in Pokemon, or Dark Dollars in Deltarune.

  • Due to how often she's heard own name mispronounced, sometimes even she won't know how to say it. She never bothers correcting people on it because she sees no point in doing so.

  • ENA is poor with names in general. Because so many people make little effort to learn her name, she makes just as little effort to learn theirs. If ENA remembers someone's name, it's a sign she enjoys their company and possibly even considers them a friend, though she likely wouldn't admit to that last part.

  • More sensitive and attuned to others than you might think. ENA pays very close attention to people and how they react to her. She wouldn't admit so, but secretly, she's always looking for someone who isn't immediately repelled by her.

  • ENA loves animals of all kinds! Cats, dogs, bunnies, birds, mice, snakes, bugs... it doesn't matter to her. All animals are precious!

  • She has fairly unique handwriting - she tends to write in all capitals, and will write certain letters to be facing backwards, much like the E in her own name.

  • She's an absolute disaster of a cook. It's the one job she is guaranteed to fuck up if you give it to her.

  • Her favorite drinks are beer, milk, and coffee. She loves Irish coffee, too.

  • Her favorite food is Peruvian turrรณn, of course. She also loves seafood, being a particularly big fan of shrimp.

  • Referring to Froggy's comment about her "becoming more of a disaster" when she's drunk... My take on that is when ENA is drunk, she gets very depressed and paranoid and seeks as much distraction as she can. She'll even seek out jobs, having shown up to work drunk or hungover on multiple occasions. She doesn't know how to let loose, and she ends up hating herself for it.

  • Connected to her OCD, ENA is compulsive, and has a lot of different rituals she imposes on herself, much of them superstitious and done in the name of bringing luck to her business endeavors, as well as codes for how she's "supposed" to behave in front of others. If she ever breaks these, she gets incredibly distressed and starts crucifying herself for it.

  • In the slim room she has for it outside of work, ENA heavily favors and thrives on routine. Particularly, in her day, she always has specific times she prefers for a small lunch break, meditation, and prayer.

  • Aside from her megaphone, she's able to summon a large variety of items out of nowhere, barring that it's relevant to her job.

  • I like to think ENA is some kind of android/robot girl, so I write her like one! She feels very cold and staticky to touch, somewhat like an old CRT, and when she's flustered, she starts emitting smoke. She can also technically purr, but it sounds like an old computer fan.

  • She is incredibly touch-starved. Make of that what you will!

  • She's surprisingly lightweight. Picking ENA up would feel a bit like picking up a big, hollow plastic toy.

  • She has uneven vision. Salesperson's eye has 20/20 vision, while Meanie's is nearsighted.

  • She's not confident in her appearance. Anyone who ever finds her attractive must either have terribly low standards or be playing a mean joke on her.

  • Though for the most part she'll always come to work in one piece, due to the disconnected nature of her body, sometimes ENA might accidentally leave a body part or two at home. Most frequently, one of her arms.

  • Due to her being aware of the fact that she can always just "come back" if she dies, she takes very poor care of herself, often neglecting basic needs like food, drink, and rest in favor of putting more hours into work.

  • She likes to use affectionate pet names for others like "darling", "dear", and "sweetheart" , even when no romance is involved and she isn't attracted to the person. It's basically a courtesy thing for her.

  • For as much as she has little patience for other entities, she does try to at least extend some to children. Though she's not any more responsible around them, being quite the terrible role model, ENA tries to be very kind and gentle with children.

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MUN INFO


Info about me, the mun!


  • Maggie / Moira / Moxie ( any of these names are fine! )

  • 24 years old

  • Nonbinary lesbian, I use she/they pronouns.

  • I live in the USA, EST timezone. I have a very wonky sleep schedule, so I may be up at odd times in the day!

  • I draw as a hobby. I will often draw fanart to accompany posts on this account and others.

  • I do have a few years worth of RP experience, however, I am majorly used to crack and banter roleplay. Literate and serious RP is something I am still getting used to. I got my start in the Pokรฉmon verse on Twitter back in December 2019.

  • I am autistic and I have ADHD and OCD.

  • I'm open to chatting and making new friends in the verse! But I can also be rather shy. I'm typically not one to initiate conversation, but I can try.

  • Sometimes I will interact with my own other accounts, as my portrayals tend to be connected.

  • If I ever make somebody uncomfortable or do something wrong, please please don't be afraid to tell me! I never ever mean any harm in what I do, and I'm always trying to improve,so if there is ever an issue, I would much prefer you just privately talk to me and sort it out.

  • If we're mutuals and you'd like to talk to me outside of BlueSky, DM me for my Discord!